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Friday, April 27, 2007

Pet Monkey Bites IRS Agent

A pet monkey that weighs ten to twelve pounds, in Rankin County, attacked an IRS Agent last Tuesday. The Macatue monkey, which is at least seven years old and came from Japan is now locked in a secure cage in Rankin County.

Sheriff Ronnie Pennington confirmed the attack and said the owner of the monkey was given a citation for having a wild animal in captivity. The monkey is being tested for disease and will eventually be turned over to the Animal Rescue League. It's canine teeth have been removed, according to the Sheriff. Pennington will who not release the name of the owner of the monkey or the IRS agent.

The agent was treated for scratches and bites on her face and arms.

This was found at a Missippi news site, WLBT Channel 3



Aside from the family of the IRS agent, who isn't laughing about this? I feel bad for the monkey.

Next up, Kangaroos boxing Social Security agents.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What was the monkey treated for?